tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-96033372011-08-11T08:54:19.017-04:00Movies and Suchjoehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.comBlogger941100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1154134308495448782006-11-27T15:15:00.000-05:002006-11-27T15:28:39.910-05:00

Superman Returns is one giant love letter to 1978's Superman: The Movie. When you strip it down to it's bare bones, the plot is exactly the same as Superman: The Movie. That's right! Lex Luther is wanting to kill a LOT of people to get what he wants...Land! It also contains a lot of little references and homages to it. None of that bothered me. What did you ask? Ok...I'll get that out of the way

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1161935959139985172006-10-27T04:55:00.000-04:002006-10-27T03:59:58.933-04:00

Where to start? Saw III is like licking the ass of a dead squirrel that's lying dead and rotting and bloating in the sun...to quote the Kids in the Hall.Everything that was good about the first one was discarded when they made number II and now number III. Saw did not need a sequel in the first place! Oh well...I didn't have to watch them but I guess I like to suffer!Go watch and suffer with

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1158171412134676682006-09-13T15:12:00.000-04:002006-09-13T14:20:32.716-04:00

I’ve been debating a liberal. What a tiring thing! Therefore, I have been very negligent with my movie reviews! I’m sorry. I look at this page every weekend for a new review and I rarely find one. What is the matter with me! I used to be able to count on the batteryboost for goofy movie reviews…now nothing! What a hack this guy at batteryboost has become! He ought to be drawn and

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1157099146105261242006-09-01T05:25:00.000-04:002006-09-01T04:25:46.176-04:00

"I'm not a witch.""But you are dressed as one""They dressed me up like this!"-Monty Python and the Holy GrailI should NOT be surprised! I shouldn't. It was a wretched, wretched movie! It seemed to go on forever!Go rent the original Wicker Man. Don't waste your time and money with this re-make. What am I saying? Sorry! That was wrong of me! Go to the theatre and watch this movie! Take everyone

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1153072927974486372006-07-23T15:15:00.000-04:002006-07-23T14:28:07.990-04:00

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!Let me catch my breath for just a second! This movie is hystarical! I fell out of my seat laughing!Al Gore...wooden boy himself starring in a movie! All he does is stand there and talk! About what? Nothing! Oh yea, he also messes around on his laptop on trains on planes and in automobiles!Ok...he does talk about global warming. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! What about

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1148668201872661902006-07-14T00:12:00.000-04:002006-07-23T14:10:09.950-04:00

I've been on a bit of a hiatus and have not been writing any reviews. So here are some of the movies I've seen this year...CAUTION: I will give away certain plot points so beware!FINAL DESTINATION 3- Utter crap! See it and inflict some DEEP HURTING! DEEP HURTING! on yourself.DATE MOVIE- Utter crap! The trailer for the new Jack Black movie, Nacho Libre, was on the front of this movie. That 2

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Outstanding! I don't think there will be a better film this year.

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1145491573978263032006-04-19T21:10:00.000-04:002006-04-19T20:34:20.040-04:00

Yep...he should be wearing a T-shirt that says..."I am an Idiot" What's he done you ask? Nothing that should really surprise you or me. He's just bashing George W. Bush. He's saying that horror movies are doing sooo well now because of the Bush administration! He says because everything is going wrong, people want to scream. The man is a MORON! Here is the article from News Busters. It really

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1141720040574347322006-03-13T04:50:00.000-05:002006-03-13T04:43:04.456-05:00

"On behalf of red state America, let me be the first to say: "Screw you, Hollywood."- Ann Coulter JOE: I'd change one thing about the above quote. I'd take out the "red state" part because I think Hollywood thumbs their noses at all of us. I am disgusted with the Oscars. I have been for some time. What can I do about it? Nothing! I can sit and whine. So I will. The Oscars are supposed to be

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1140762370461511892006-03-01T12:50:00.000-05:002006-03-01T12:48:02.433-05:00

"Joe McCarty was a true American patriot who is smeared by the left because they are whinny little babies!"JOE: Good Night and Good Look is a silly, goofy, sappy, mediocre little movie that just sits there and doesn't really say anything. It's also in black and white which automatically makes it boring...that's what some people have told me.What's it about? Ok since you live under a rock I'll

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1138002397955925742006-02-10T12:20:00.000-05:002006-02-10T12:10:38.260-05:00

My girlfriend (who I love dearly) wanted to see this movie. I being the loving boyfriend I am was glad to take her. I won't lie I really didn't want to see a movie about two gay cowboys and their undying love. Too be honest with you I wouldn't want to see a love story involving any of the sexes. I'm just not a love story kind of guy. Yet I gathered her up and took her to see it. I was in for a

nixonreedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05704221816522486346noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1139255769325616962006-02-07T21:15:00.000-05:002006-02-07T21:08:57.346-05:00

Wow! This movie sucker punched me in the groin! The trailer makes this movie look a movie about to guys who are alike. One is disciplined and brave and bold. The other is just starting out...he is rebellious and thick-headed. The disciplined guy molds him into and officer because the thick-headed dude reminds him of himself. Well...that's not what the movie is about. It's about boxing! It's not a

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Well...this ones about a month late! Deal with it!Hmmmm....What are people saying about Eli Roth's new movie Hostel? I went and asked some random people on the street. I was astonished at some of the responses. Some made me laugh. Some made me cry. Others made me ponder the meaning of life. Here is one...just a random pick here..."A moving tender story with scenes of great majesty. It left me

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Underworld 2 SUCKED! Just like the first one it SUCKED! It is a pompous, wind-bag of a movie. Unlike others who tell you not to see movies because it is more fun to slam your hand in the door than watch them, I encourage you all to go see this piece of crap! SUFFER! Please go spend your hard earned money on this trash. Please buy popcorn and candy and hotdogs and soda and all that stuff to

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Hey folks it's me Nixon Reed again. I'm here with a review of Steven Spielberg's new movie Munich. I won't lie I like Spielberg but I'm not his biggest fan. I find some of his work top notch and other movies pale. Although I am probably one of the few people in the world who consider Always one of his best works. Now, Spielberg seems to be growing out of his entertain everyone mode and is in

nixonreedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05704221816522486346noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1135703878631163362005-12-27T11:20:00.000-05:002005-12-27T12:17:58.690-05:00

Hey everyone, this is Blayac, I'm just sneaking in here to tell you all about this great comedy I watched on DVD the other day. It's called RED VS. BLUE: THE BLOOD GULCH CHRONICLES and its based on the X-Box game, Halo. Now, what the people at Rooster Teeth Productions have done is hook up several X-Box monitors and played the VS mode randomly, creating footage which they then downloaded onto a

WAMINGO PUBLISHINGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11600655427985305202noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1134125778198987152005-12-12T03:00:00.000-05:002005-12-12T02:53:36.956-05:00

What a movie! It's good! It's fun! I liked it! The only real criticisms I have of the movie is that some of the computer generated animals didn't look good all the time(that's just nit-picking though) The other thing is, the movie seemed to be missing something. I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Maybe because it seemed rushed in some spots? I don't know.Oh yea! I forgot to tell you what it's

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1134163592321969182005-12-09T17:10:00.000-05:002005-12-09T17:04:20.366-05:00

This movie is just a mess! No focus! Any David Lynch film makes more sense than this!Ok...George Clooney looks worried through the whole movie. He should. He's being sold out! He's a patsy.Matt Damon runs around looking like Matt Damon.Jeffrey Wright runs around looking pissed off or like he wants to hit somebody but can't. He may also have been upset with his moustache. I couldn't tell if

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1132379527051748912005-11-19T01:00:00.000-05:002005-11-19T01:57:53.373-05:00

I'm back.I will give away plot points so deal with it little baby puke and poop!I just saw Harry Potter 4. I liked it. I didn't think it was as good as I thought it would be. My reasons are as follows...it had a lot of fluffy slow parts in it. Not enough goblets or fire in it. Calm down! That was a joke...such as it was.A brief plot rundown-Hogwarts gets to host the Tri-Wizard tournament this

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It's over!We only got through three films! I thought it was going to be easy. How wrong I was!What happened? It was a dark and stormy night. The wind was howling. As I was putting the finishing touches on the Vampyr post, I heard a tapping as if someone gently rapping rapping on my chamber door. I took a sip of coffee and pressed the publish button. At least, I thought I did! The post came back

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A QUICK TIDBIT OF HISTORY: The Halperin Brothers were one of the first independent film producers in America. Victor was the director of the films and Edward was the producer. They made their films on their own terms. All of their films revolved around the supernatural (one of their movies was even called Supernatural). The first movie they made was called White Zombie. After this film produced a

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A QUICK TIDBIT ABOUT PAUL WEGENER: Paul Wegener was born on December 11, 1874 to Anna Wolff and Otto Wegener. He wasn't expected to live long because he was sickly. His mother died just before his third birthday. His father lost all interest in him. As a consequence, Paul was left largely on his own. He would see his father briefly at mealtimes. A friend of Paul's sister taught him to read and

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1127373234848490732005-10-01T06:31:00.000-05:002005-10-01T06:28:20.120-05:00

A QUICK TIDBIT ABOUT CARL THEODOR DREYER: Carl Theodor Dreyer was born Karl Nielsen on February 3, 1890 in Copenhagen, Denmark. Carl was born to an unwed mother and given up for adoption. His new father gave him his name Carl Theodor Dreyer. Carl grew distant from his family and set out on his own after college in a career in journalism. This job led him to working with the local Danish film

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1127373162494268132005-09-27T05:00:00.000-05:002005-09-27T14:11:49.276-05:00

It's horror movie month here at batteryboost. Nixon, Sebastian, and I have decided to write about a new horror move each week. Sometimes, we will each write about the same one. Other times, we will each write about a different one. We might even cheat and write about two a week.We have set down some ground rules for this little exorcise. We will only write about movies made before 1990. We will

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Braveheart is one of my favorite movies. It made number one on my top ten list of '95. It's hard to believe it's been that long already!Mel Gibson is at the top of his game here...both in front of and behind the camera. The cinematography is breathtaking. The sets and locations are outstanding. The musical score by James Horner is haunting and inspiring. The script by Randall Wallace is first

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1125456949548254732005-08-30T22:00:00.000-05:002005-08-30T21:55:49.556-05:00

Hey...Blayac and I have decided to put up some of the poem books we did together. His art...my words. Come on by and cringe at our past work with us...won't you!The site is...In the Blackness I Laugh. There is a link for it under...links...see it over there?See ya!

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1125215684689424242005-08-28T03:00:00.000-05:002005-08-29T11:16:31.450-05:00

It's a pretty good weekend for movies. Things are looking up. I'll start this off with the movie I didn't like very much...The CaveThe Cave starts out very promising. I was pretty impressed with it almost all the way through the movie. It's got a great creepy beginning. Some treasure hunters go to an isolated church in Romania high atop the Carpathian mountains. "What's this church doing all the

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1125033519068285452005-08-26T00:15:00.000-05:002005-08-26T00:18:39.076-05:00

Hello, this is nixonreed. Blayac has come upon the idea of telling our adventures leading to and our time in Florida. So, why don't you come by and check out this new site. I'm going to do a movie review sometime on this site I sware.Kisses,Nixon Reed

nixonreedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05704221816522486346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1124852383682321712005-08-24T02:31:00.000-05:002005-08-24T02:27:59.870-05:00

I just finished a great book entitled The Myth of Hitler's Pope: How Pope Pius XII Rescued Jews From the Nazis. It was written by Rabbi David G. Dalin. This is a great read. If you want to know what the Catholic Church was actually doing during the Holocaust, then this is the book for you."Why do we need a book explaining that?" good question! One fine sunny afternoon, I was browsing in the

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1124440447045442572005-08-19T03:40:00.000-05:002005-08-21T02:21:48.096-05:00

Red Eye is a good thriller...suspenseful and fairly well made. Wes Craven did a good job with it. It is tons better than his last movie...Cursed.I liked the cast which features Brian Cox as Joe Reisert a caring father with a lot of time on his hands. He is always checking up on his daughter Lisa...played by Rachel McAdams. Cillian Murphy is very good as Jackson Rippner...get it? Jack Rippner?You

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1123835474933913422005-08-12T05:40:00.000-05:002005-08-12T03:37:00.080-05:00

The Skeleton Key is an ok movie. You don't know what it's about?! Ok...here I go...Caroline (Kate Hudson) is a hospice worker caring for a dying man (John Hurt) in New Orleans. Not enough for you? Ok...she finds herself in a creepy old house where Voodoo is probably being practiced.The movie is shot well and has a creepy atmosphere. Only...once I figured out what was happening, it was like...ok..

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1123478389201253722005-08-08T02:23:00.000-05:002005-08-08T00:19:51.083-05:00

Halloween is coming and you don't want to be the only kid on your block without a Village of Horror Classics do you? I didn't think so! Get out there and get one! Do you see what cool stuff you can find just by reading www.gorezone.netAlso...It has been a pretty rocky year for horror movies so far. There have been a lot released this year...with more to come. August 12th we will get to see if the

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1122654038917648432005-07-29T13:24:00.000-05:002005-07-29T11:20:38.926-05:00

Sky High is a great, fun, movie. It is a movie for the whole family. What's it about? You've never heard of it? Ok...basically it's about young Will Stronghold, played by Michael Angarano, starting high school. Not just any high school mind you. Will is going to Sky High. Sky High is a school for the children of superheros. It is called Sky High because it floats around in the sky. Anyway...Will

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1122575821331457872005-07-28T15:40:00.000-05:002005-07-28T13:37:01.480-05:00

I just read a review of the excellent horror film The Devil's Rejects. The critic didn't like the movie. Fair enough. What did the critic not like? Let's see..."All the women are whores, or they're treated like whores, or they just dress like whores." If you've seen the movie, you know that statement is false! Two of the women in the film are caught and held hostage by the baddies. They are then

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1121920280749492972005-07-21T01:33:00.000-05:002005-07-20T23:31:20.756-05:00

This weekend will see the release of the first great horror movie of 2005...The Devil's Rejects. If you like horror movies...go see it! Great horror movies are few and far between these days. Too many are faking it. Too many are window dressing. The Devil's Rejects will not disappoint! If you don't like horror movies...ignore this post!I also read up on what SAW II will be about. For all you

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1121454217885714372005-07-16T00:15:00.000-05:002005-07-15T22:14:43.680-05:00

Tim Burton's latest film, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, never rose up to the level of greatness some of his other efforts have achieved. I know he can do better. I've got my fingers crossed!Somebody back there is yelling at me for a rundown of the plot! Ok...for those of you living with the shame of not having seen the better version...you know...the one with Gene Wilder...and for those of

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1121233187437127252005-07-13T14:45:00.000-05:002005-07-13T22:16:03.206-05:00

Yes! I did see the Fantastic Four. I thought it was good. I'll have a full review here in a bit. I haven't had a lot of time to write one.I saw the trailer to The Exorcism of Emily Rose. I was pretty impressed with what I saw. It looks like a creepy movie. It is apparently based on a true story about a possessed girl. I like movies about demonic possession. The problem is...good ones are few and

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1120915524624412832005-07-09T11:20:00.000-05:002005-07-09T09:13:22.433-05:00

The Devil's Rejects is no holds barred, unapologetic horror! In my mind, it is the first great horror film of 2005.It is Rob Zombie's follow up to The House of 1000 Corpses. It follows the further adventures of the Firefly family.Nixon, Blayac, and I got the opportunity to go to an advance screening. Fun was had by all.You know what...Blayac did a fine job of describing what this movie is...I

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1120802058148618552005-07-09T00:45:00.000-05:002005-07-08T22:40:41.333-05:00

"There is no terrorist threat."-Michael MooreI know the man lacks credibility and integrity. I know the man is irrelevant. Would he go to London and say that to the survivor's of this bombing? The spooky thing is...some people actually listen to what he says. Worse...some people believe what he says. I'll never figure out why.On July 7th, terrorism struck again. It was felt all over the world.

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1120484967644318502005-07-05T00:40:00.000-05:002005-07-05T00:20:07.766-05:00

It looks like we have to wait for The Devils Rejects to see a good horror movie! I can describe Land of the Dead in one word...disappointing. Like everyone else, I was waiting for another Romero zombie picture. I am a big fan of horror movies. They are my favorite kind of movie. So...when I heard that Romero finally got the backing to make his fourth zombie film, I was excited. I thought, "Romero

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1120181187320357712005-07-01T01:40:00.000-05:002005-06-30T23:34:50.566-05:00

Ron Howard said, "Cinderella Man is not a movie about a great boxer. It is a movie about a great man."I really enjoyed Cinderella Man and consider it one of the best movies of the year so far. It is, as the title suggests, the story of a man who overcomes massive obstacles in order to achieve something great. It is the tale of James J. Braddock...a boxer in the late twenties and early

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1118891282829206862005-06-16T00:10:00.000-05:002005-06-15T22:08:02.840-05:00

Batman Begins is absolutely awesome! I was throughly impressed with it. It is the best Batman film since the 1989's Batman. I don't consider Batman Begins as a continuation of that series of films. It's a new series.I hate to say this...but Batman Begins may be better than Batman. I will always have a special spot for Tim Burton's Batman. That is the film that made me want to make films. Tim

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1117686468642770712005-06-02T01:30:00.000-05:002005-06-01T23:27:48.646-05:00

Michael Bay should not be allowed to direct or produce movies. He can't direct his way out of a paper bag! Not only did he direct that sucky Pearl Harbor and The Island(it's not out yet but it looks like shit!) his is also the pompous ass that gave us that trashy remake of one of the greatest horror films ever made...The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That was total garbage! He also brought us the

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1117176310096207722005-05-27T03:45:00.000-05:002005-05-27T01:45:10.103-05:00

About this time of year I can't help but remember my friend...James Dwayne Harris. He passed away in the Spring of 2002. He was 24 years old. It reminds me that we are not invincible. I knew him as Dwayne. He is my friend.I wasn't able to attend the funeral services for my friend. His family lives in Mississippi. I couldn't make it. Reflecting back on that, I wish I could've gone. Every year

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1116649816319571062005-05-21T01:32:00.000-05:002005-05-27T02:15:33.520-05:00

I didn't think George Lucas had it in him. Star Wars 3 is not a great film. It is a good film...but the king of shit is still shit.Yea...you guessed it. I'm not a huge Star Wars fan. I enjoy watching the movies. My favorite one is still Empire Strikes Back. No matter what anyone says...Star Wars 3 is no where near as good as Empire. Phantom Menace was painful to watch in a lot of places. Attack

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1115905034597414562005-05-14T10:15:00.000-05:002005-05-14T08:13:49.613-05:00

House of Wax is just the newest in a string of crappy remakes. What a piece of annoying garbage this movie is! You don't believe me? Go see it and suffer for yourself!Do yourself a favor and watch the one with Vincent Price. Heck...go get the one from the '30s. I don't remember that one that well. I don't remember it being smegma though!Ok...how to describe the plot...hmmm. Some teeny boppers are

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1115863734845833532005-05-11T23:15:00.000-05:002005-05-11T21:10:15.950-05:00

Crash is about people who get off at car wrecks. It stars...Opps! My bad! Wrong movie! Sorry about that! Won't happen again.Crash is a movie that really wanted to say something grand and earth-shattering about racism. It failed. It never really got anywhere. I sat there mostly thinking, "If these people would take responsibility for their actions, they'd be a lot better off." If you hadn't

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1115510906350961622005-05-08T17:30:00.000-05:002005-05-08T15:26:05.736-05:00

I'd like to thank Nixon for those articles. Maybe he does have some talent after all! Maybe I was wrong about him!On to what I've been reading about...As I've said in previous posts, the pope is Catholic. I see headlines asking...How Conservative will he be? I don't believe the terms conservative or liberal fit here. He is Catholic. He should uphold the teachings of the church.I read comments

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1115362262203563452005-05-06T01:09:00.000-05:002005-05-06T01:57:12.643-05:00

In the olden days the only people to be drafted into combat were men. Women as it was percieved were not vicious and or would be a distraction for men. Those days are over as men come home with the will to never fight again or gay and sometimes both. Seriously, though women have been welcomed into combat. They have been out fighting for the United States with the same vigor as men. Even

nixonreedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05704221816522486346noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1115017078933377542005-05-02T01:13:00.000-05:002005-05-02T02:01:13.506-05:00

This is Dr. Independent from Sideshow. And I want to do an article on a Catholic guy's site about the new and old pope. I am not a catholic but a lot is happening in a political and religious sense within the Catholic world. The new pope Benedict is an older German fellow. He was considered to be one of Pope John Paul's closest friend. I feel he's just a Pope that they put in, till they

nixonreedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05704221816522486346noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1114832247278928792005-04-30T00:50:00.000-05:002005-04-29T22:49:01.880-05:00

God Bless Pope Benedict XVI!I watched the coverage of the election of the new Pope. I found it amusing reading some of these polls. You know...the ones about what people thought the new Pope ought to do. Polls don't mean anything. Polls are not important. My brother said, "Religious truth is religious truth forever. It doesn't matter what the flavor of the month is." Well stated sir. The Pope is

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1113341967005259852005-04-12T19:37:00.000-05:002005-04-12T16:39:27.006-05:00

I watched the Funeral Mass for the John Paul II. It was beautiful. It was very moving. I love the Mass. Some things that struck me about it, were all the different attendees. You had Muslims, Jews, Protestants, Orthodox. All these people came together to remember the life of this great man. Somewhere between 3 and 4 million people were there...crowded together in St. Peters Square. I don't

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1112480542162450312005-04-06T10:32:00.000-05:002005-04-06T08:37:50.713-05:00

Pope John Paul II has passed away. What can I say about John Paul II that hasn't been said better elsewhere? I don't know. He is the only Pope I've known.I never had the chance to meet John Paul. Shame. I really wanted to meet him. He has done so much for so many people. Not just Catholics and Christians...but Muslims, Jews, and even Buddhists. He brought ecumenism to a new level. He was the

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1112707634350511752005-04-05T10:32:00.000-05:002005-04-05T08:27:14.353-05:00

Sin City is the best movie of the year so far. No contest. If you don't know, Sin City is based on comic books written and drawn by Frank Miller. Miller also shares directing credit with Robert Rodriguez. Quentin Tarantino also gets a special guest director credit. This movie is a fan-boy's dream come true. I don't really know what that means, but it sounds kinda good.Sin City is also Rodriguez

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1111936084421913722005-03-27T19:20:00.000-05:002005-03-27T23:54:00.430-05:00

The Amityville remake sounds like utter trash! Yes my hero Ryan Reynolds is in it...and this time it does not appear to be his fault. It seems to me they chose the wrong director! Andrew Douglas, we'll call him Andy for short.What has Andy said that has irritated me so? Well..."Marcus (the director of 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake) did a great job of bringing his visual skills to refresh

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1111559843525318982005-03-23T04:40:00.000-05:002005-03-23T01:37:23.873-05:00

The Ring 2 is not very good. The Ring 2 is just a mediocre movie. It's just there like a jacket or Ryan Reynolds. I enjoyed the first Ring very much...and in case you missed it...check out the original Japanese version Ringu.The Ring 2 is directed by Hideo Nakata. The very same man who brought us Ringu and it's sequel. He is a good director. I don't know what happened here. Maybe the screenwriter

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1110897615975869562005-03-15T12:42:00.000-05:002005-03-15T09:50:22.726-05:00

Ginger Snaps is really stupid. REALLY STUPID! It's slow. It's boring. I forced myself to sit through the whole thing.What's it about you ask? It's a werewolf movie that wants to be a metaphor for menstruation. Dumb idea from the start. The movie follows two outsider high-school girls. One of them gets bit by a werewolf. Yippppy! Then we get to watch this 16 year-old girl have her period for the

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1110893882353963202005-03-15T11:40:00.000-05:002005-03-15T09:51:52.860-05:00

Be Cool made me laugh. It is a funny, breezy movie. Its' the sequel to Get Shorty. Yup...a sequel.Do I need to describe the plot? I don't want to...but I guess I will. It's about the mob and the music industry....that's all you need to know!Vince Vaughn really gives a good comic performance hear...he usually does...look for his next movie where he is paired with Owen Wilson...Wedding Crashers. In

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1109998371967757402005-03-05T03:03:00.000-05:002005-03-05T00:04:02.660-05:00

The Jacket kept me warm and safe from stray bullets. It has a fuzzy hat that is phenomenal at keeping your ears warm. If you haven't guessed, it is made entirely of Kevlar. Nice jacket!Not really. This is a short post about the movie the Jacket. You knew that? You don't have to be soooooo mean about it!Yes I liked the Jacket. It's an OK movie. Not a great movie. Not an impressive movie. It's

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1109744268195275072005-03-02T04:20:00.000-05:002005-03-02T01:17:48.196-05:00

I know this is a bit late but it's been on my mind...so deal with it!Yup...that's what they say President Bush was doing in Europe. Mending fences. I tend to think it is those countries the President visited that need to do the fence mending! All they did is prove that they have no backbone...and accuse the US of acting alone on the Iraq matter. Which needless to say, the US did not act alone. Oh

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1109319487863076892005-02-25T06:20:00.000-05:002005-02-25T03:19:30.590-05:00

Cursed is one of the most wretched werewolf movies I have ever seen! Wes Craven should never...ever...ever...ever...ever...work from a Kevin Williamson script again! Having said that, he should probably never work with Dimension again. Dimension has a habit of meddling.I think all of America should be forced to see this filthy excuse of a horror movie. That would make me feel better knowing I did

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1109170746494048922005-02-23T12:59:00.000-05:002005-02-23T09:59:06.496-05:00

Not much coming out this weekend.You got Man of the House with Tommy Lee Jones. I can't help but say...it looks stupid.You got Dairy of a Mad Black Woman. That might be good. That might be the one to see.Then you got Cursed. It looks really stupid. Not just stupid...really stupid. Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson re-team for this tale of young adults and werewolves. Not just any werewolves...

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1109078623171319392005-02-22T21:45:00.000-05:002005-02-23T09:42:26.263-05:00

Constantine is not a bad film. It is a decent film. I liked it. It is based on the Hellblazer comic books. No...I've never read them...so if I mess up some facts, I'm sure that idiot Nixon will correct me!Keanu Reeves plays Constantine. I'm gonna call him a demon-hunter. He does exorcisms, burns up hell-beasts, runs around with some cool weapons, and gives women baths. The basic plot is...

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1108690934321328502005-02-17T23:42:00.000-05:002005-02-17T20:42:14.323-05:00

Yes that's right kiddies! The Passion of the Christ is slated for a re-release here in a bit. Calm down! I tell you the date when I know it! Anyway...there is something you should know about this release. What is it? Stop yelling and I'll tell ya!This version of the Passion has been edited. Yep...some things have been trimmed up or out. I guess that'll make it PG-13...or maybe it will still be R.

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1108598804417973062005-02-16T22:08:00.000-05:002005-02-16T19:06:44.420-05:00

I got the chance to see the much hyped French film High Tension. If you want...you can call it Haute Tension. Gorezone www.gorezone.net is really hyping up this movie. So is Fangoria www.fangoria.comSo now you're yelling at me to tell you if I thought it was great and worth all the hype. Sadly, the answer is no. It was a solidly made film. It had a good look to it. It was creepy. I think the

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1108129303912223752005-02-11T11:43:00.000-05:002005-02-11T08:41:43.913-05:00

I finally saw it! I know...I know...it's about time. What did I think? I liked it. It's a pretty solid ghost movie. It's got a few plot holes but I over looked 'em. It's a well put together movie.Yes...there are ghosts in it. NO split personalities here.Michael Keaton gives a good performance. It's good to see him in something other than First Daughter.What's that? You've been living under a rock

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1107812098051520472005-02-07T19:36:00.000-05:002005-02-07T16:54:44.270-05:00

I watched the State of the Union address. I enjoyed it. If you haven't guessed it by now, I support President Bush. Oh...you don't like that?! Bush is this and Bush is that...wah wah wah...suck it up baby! I put up with 8 years of Bill Clinton...you can live through 8 years of George W. Bush. I must apologize for the above out-burst. That is not the intent of this post. So please accept my

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1107235845214097172005-02-01T15:30:00.000-05:002005-02-01T00:30:45.216-05:00

I gotta take this time to comment on what just happened in Iraq. I can't help but be moved. The election went well. It is a great moment in history. The seeds of freedom and democracy have been planted in Afghanistan and Iraq. 70% or more turned out to vote despite death threats from the terrorists. The Iraqi people do want freedom. The road will still be rough. The election won't completely

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1107201971804321622005-01-31T18:10:00.000-05:002005-01-31T15:06:11.803-05:00

Yep...I did go and watch it. I must say, I liked it. It's goofy cheesy fun! I've never played the video game...so I can't really comment on that. The movie is about an arm of law enforcement that tracks and destroys supernatural threats to the Earth. Oh...I guess I should also mention there is also a crazy archeologist, a museum, some ancient Indian tribe that vanished from the face of the Earth

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1107156409580405462005-01-31T05:30:00.000-05:002005-01-31T23:59:53.693-05:00

I finally got to see Shaun of the Dead. I liked it quite a bit. It was funny and spooky. To my horror, it even took the time to develop the characters! Shaun has hit rock bottom. He's pushing 30. He's in a dead end job. His girlfriend wants to leave him because he doesn't seem to be going anywhere in life. To top all that off, Zombies seem to be taking over the world. It was amusing to watch

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1106825391249741842005-01-27T09:30:00.000-05:002005-01-27T06:32:53.136-05:00

Coach Carter is a great movie. Samuel L. Jackson does some fine work here. Jackson plays Ken Carter. He takes the job of head basketball coach of an inner city school. The team isn't a team. The boys are undisciplined... Ok...who am I kidding? I can't go on about the plot! What impressed me about the movie was the positive message it has. Oh...you don't look for messages in movies? Too bad! Some

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1106192956015795772005-01-20T04:45:00.000-05:002005-01-21T22:35:52.880-05:00

They are talking of re-making Halloween...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! They can't remake Halloween! Laurence Fishburne is good...as always...Gabriel Byrne is good. Brian Dennehy...doing good...good cast so far. Then we get John Leguizamo. There is always a character in a movie that should be killed when the opening credits roll because that character is sooooo annoying you wish you had left during the

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1105945308061197512005-01-17T05:00:00.000-05:002005-01-17T13:04:25.973-05:00

I must warn some of you...I may give away plot points on this one. Deal with it! Clint Eastwood is really flexing his filmmaking muscles of late. His last film...Mystic River...was nothing short of a masterpiece. Now, he brings us Million Dollar Baby. This movie re-teams Clint with his old Unforgiven buddy Morgan Freeman. Freeman is good as usual. The plot involves a boxing trainer, his buddy,

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1105746629081198982005-01-14T21:55:00.000-05:002005-01-14T18:52:45.340-05:00

Here it is! These are my favorite films of the last year. 10. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow-This is just an all around fun movie to watch. The plot involves giant robots and our hero's racing around the globe to stop evil. This movie is a throwback to the serials of the 30's and 40's...Buck Rodgers, Flash Gordon. The look of the film is magnificent. The cast is perfect. If you missed

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1105413230321790512005-01-11T01:15:00.000-05:002005-01-10T22:13:50.320-05:00

I know. You are sick and tired of all my posts about remakes. Cry some more! Go on you stupid little baby! Cry! I won't tell anyone! Did you get it all out you wretched puke? Good...I'm glad. Some time ago, somebody I know...his initials are Nixon Reed...told me about the great horror movie website www.gorezone.net I must warn you...my dislike for Nixon Reed runs deep...but I can't help but

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1105076845634981832005-01-07T03:50:00.000-05:002005-01-07T00:47:25.633-05:00

Today the subject is House of Flying Daggers. What's that? You've never heard of it? You are waiting for the best movies of 2004 list? You know...I'm sick of all your crying! I'm almost ready to post that! You'll just have to wait! I don't care if it's already the 7th of January! You little baby! Wah! Wah! Wah! If my top ten list of 2004 had a # (that's number for all you un-hip people) 11 on it

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1105017893851278962005-01-06T11:25:00.000-05:002005-01-07T00:52:07.896-05:00

Looking at the release schedule for 2005, there really are a lot of remakes coming out this year. Let's see...first up...Racing Stripes. I'm just gonna call that a remake of Kangaroo Jack. It looks just as stupid and I really wanna take a swipe at it. Amityville Horror is next on the list. I can see why they'd want to remake this one. I didn't like the original very much and there appeared to be

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1104903493198710952005-01-05T03:45:00.000-05:002005-01-05T00:44:50.266-05:00

It's time for Gozu! If you haven't seen it...boy do you have some catching up to do! Gozu is a great film brought to us from Japan. It happens to be made by the craziest filmmaker working anywhere in the world today...Takishi Miike. If you've seen a Takishi Miike film before, then you know that it can be difficult to try and describe the plot. I will do my best. It is a yakuza film. Yea! That

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1104820590198279722005-01-04T04:35:00.000-05:002005-01-04T23:49:30.913-05:00

Yea...I know I promised a best of list for 2004. Wait a bit longer. Oh...I see you think I drift to the negative because I posted the worst list first! I can write a positive review...I swear it! Here's one... The Seed of Chucky. Old news uh? I'll write it now If I want to...quit you're whining! As I was saying...The Seed of Chucky is a hilarious film to sit through. It is funny throughout. Who

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1104545514353499252005-01-01T00:12:00.000-05:002004-12-31T21:11:54.353-05:00

It's time for a brief year in review. I know you're waiting for another movie review or the 2004 top ten list. Soon now. Soon. I'm just gonna write out a few things I think are notable from 2004. What! You don't think anything was notable from 2004? Write your own then! You baby! That way we can compare notes! 2003 wound down with the capture of Saddam Hussein. A great ending to a tumultuous

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1104238595461895252004-12-28T10:55:00.000-05:002004-12-28T08:00:40.570-05:00

Well...I watched the trailer for Sin City. I must say the trailer is quite impressive. What! You've never read the Sin City books! Go read them. Yes...even the ones with Dwight! I don't care if they're comic books! You baby! Stick your nose up in the air a little further you uppity prick! Please excuse the outburst above. Some people won't give a comic book a chance. Now back to the trailers...

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1104152319460043052004-12-27T10:55:00.000-05:002004-12-27T08:00:25.816-05:00

Life Aquatic is a beautiful film to behold! Bill Murray shines in this film from beginning to end. He deserves an Oscar. Owen Wilson and Willem Dafoe do good work as well. The rest of the cast did a fine job. As you can tell, I really enjoyed this film. It's a great film filled with quirky characters. If you don't know yet, it's about a man named Steve Zissou who makes documentaries about ocean

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1104080940705113112004-12-26T11:29:00.000-05:002004-12-26T12:09:00.706-05:00

Well...I've seen Blade: Trinity twice now. My first impressions were that it was the weakest of the Blade films. I stand by that. It is the weakest of the Blade films. There is too much wrong with it. The first thing is Ryan Reynolds. I've read reviews where they say he steals the show. How about...he sinks the ship! Wesley Snipes still dominates the screen as Blade and no weasely, little

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1103898173466362472004-12-24T12:25:00.000-05:002004-12-25T17:21:03.993-05:00

What can I say about the Polar Express? I thought it was impressive. I thought the animation was quite good. It explores themes I've often pondered on and have written about in poems. The little boy wants so much to still believe in Santa. Something's wrong...he's getting older. He's losing that sense of childhood wonder. So, on the critical Christmas eve, a strange, magical train appears. It

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1103787923353465072004-12-23T05:45:00.000-05:002004-12-23T02:45:23.353-05:00

Here they are! The films of 2004 that I disliked the most! I'm only gonna do five. 5. Open Water-Annoying! Annoying! Annoying! This thing is about a husband and wife who go on vacation to some tropical location. Of course, they know how to scuba dive. They go scuba diving with a bunch of other people. Guess what...the inept idiots running this dive leave the husband and wife behind! Yes...it was

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1103698129827301062004-12-22T04:50:00.000-05:002004-12-22T01:52:29.426-05:00

This is shaping up to be a great Christmas! First we get the Incredibles. Then, the Seed of Chucky. Next, Blade Trinity. And now Darkness! A horror film opening on Christmas day! I don't know if my quiet mountain town will get Darkness...let's hope. If you can't see Life Aquatic, see Darkness...even if your only reason is you think it's funny a horror movie is opening on Christmas day! Let's

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1103507126019780752004-12-19T23:45:00.000-05:002004-12-19T20:45:26.020-05:00

I just watched the Return of the King: Extended Edition. It was beautiful! What a vast improvement over the theatrical release! Peter Jackson and Co. have done a fantastic job translating these books to the silver screen. Some people have complained that the movie had too many endings. Yes...all those endings are still there! Lucky you! No...not one new ending has been added! I would have liked

joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14761996483445693769noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9603337.post-1103412890066277942004-12-18T21:40:00.000-05:002004-12-18T18:34:50.066-05:00

It's that time of month! If you haven't already...go finish your Christmas shopping! I haven't. I believe in waiting until the last minute. I not only like to keep the people I'm buying for guessing...I like to keep myself guessing as well! Am I gonna buy it? Am I not gonna buy it? Oh...I'm so confused! Gift cards are great though. What's that? You know that? Oh you're one step ahead of me!

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I SAW it...Lemony Snicket is very good. I liked the look of it. The sets and all that jazz. It reminded me a bit of The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. Jim Carrey is good in it. So is the rest of the cast. I've not read the books...so I don't know how much was changed. I do know that the movie is based on three of the books. What's that...you say you already knew that. Oh...I see...you already know half

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It's time once again for the opening of new movies! Friday! What a wondrous day! Joyous...Warm...Sunny...Bright! This Friday we get to see the opening of Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events. Yea, I know that's not the only thing opening this Friday! Sit down and shut up back there! I'm going to see Lemony Snickets...so that is the one I'm writing about! I don't care If you wanna see

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If you've not seen SAW...FOR SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go and see it. Go on! Good! It really is good...Isn't it? I figure it to be the best horror movie this year. Usually I just label movies that have supernatural elements in 'em Horror movies. That was getting tiresome...so...I'll just say SAW is a horror movie. This past October SAW two fine horror films out...The Grudge and SAW. I liked

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The day is not far off when we will see a shot for shot remake of Porky's. That is the next logical step. This past year we were treated to a remake of a near perfect horror movie...DAWN OF THE DEAD. What the...I thought that movie was terrible! A waste of time and effort. Yea...I'm taking about the remake! I can't believe you thought otherwise! Even though I truly detest that film, a good thing

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Yes...I believe all these giant rampaging monsters can help the world more than hurt it. Let them all battle it out to the death...then we can harvest the bodies to feed the hungry. World hunger wiped out! Godzilla, of course would kill all the other monsters and then he can sleep peacefully at the bottom of the ocean! Oscar time is coming up. I heard that Woop Woop back there. You're right I

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Hey... I got a blog. I don't know what to do with it! My friend said I should get one...so here I am... I like movies a lot so maybe that'll be the thing to type about. I don't read movie reviews until after I see the movie. You should do the same. Critics often mix up the plot. They also sometimes leave before the movie is over! Don't ask how I know that... There are probably millions and

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